If you are familiar with the comedian’s bit – then this is for you. 

I went out to lunch today.  After my meal I decided to wash up.  In the men’s room – that horrible “classic” sink with the knobs that you have to turn and hold to get water out of… hot on the left – cold on the right.  Of course, I have soap on my hands.. so  I turn the water faucet on with one hand – rinse the other hand – soap on the faucet – switch hand, switch, switch… I’m wondering if it is an evil plot for me to keep their sink (1920’s) clean.  Everything in the men’s room was up to date- foamy soap stuff…the auto towel dispenser (dispensing a cocktail napkin size of a paper towel – sheesh).  Look – keep the history in pictures, books…whatever.  Spring a few bucks for a sink that can drill out water that I don’t have to fight for.  It’s what I…..believe